List Monday Meeting Feb 9 2015

Sales meetings in small conference rooms

Women with dogs

Men who talk without reason

People with kids

Aggressive drivers

Noisy neighbors

Entitled behavior of any kind

Food storage containers without or mismatched lids

Clogged plumbing

Loud fans

Indecisive drivers

Disorganized things of all stripes

The way all human inventions are a form of control

Any gathering in which people talk over each other

Persons who try to take control by claiming you interrupted them

The way most people have no clue about what the hell they are really doing

Soft beds

Hard heads

Fat women who want you to be in better shape

Skinny women

Women who expect to be entertained

Fat men generally

Loud persons in a quiet place

Poems that don’t rhyme enough

Poems that rhyme too much

Women who believe they deserve better than they get from their own decisions

Men who believe they deserve better than they get from their own decisions

Work of all kinds

Being without the means

The fact that in “pork and beans” pork

Is listed first and yet

It contains less pork than beans